basedgosh:
playing a glee drinking game called how drunk do i need to be to enjoy this show
(via yaelgrin)
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zeus:
hey i just met you
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zeus:
and this is crazy
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zeus:
but i just turned into an animal and fucked you with genitalia that are not meant for penetrative sex with human beings and impregnated you with my demi-god child
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zeus:
so raise him maybe
epic4chan:
They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
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